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Episode: 108
Date: Thu, Jul 31st
Time: 7:00PM PDT
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John Lu for President
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Episode: 107
Date: Thu, Jul 17th
Length: 1h:16m:36s
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The Airsoft Campaign
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SoCal Airsoft Dictionary
As in every community, we here in SoCal have words and phrases that are our own. We are breaking down the inside-joke-only walls and bringing these terms to light for the growth of every community we may reach. Below is the ever growing list we have compiled and will continue to compile as long as the community keeps cranking them out.
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Chairsofter
Origin: Unknown
Definition:
1) One who has vast knowlege of the hobby of airsoft yet seldom if ever actually plays the game.
Example:
A Chairsofter - "Don't listen to what Mike has to say about which tactical gear works best in the field... he's just a Chairsofter"
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Code Pink
Origin: Radar
Definition:
1) One who RSVPs for an airsoft event yet does not attend, usually followed by an absurd or shakey excuse.
Example:
Code Pink - "Charlie is supposed to be here... he sure did talk it up in the forum thread, but I'm pretty sure he's Code Pink."
Background:
This phrase was given to us from a friend of the program, and in it's original meaning, meant man-on-man love in a correctional facility. We converted this term for use in airsoft to represent those who bloat rosters and deny those wishing to attend a chance to do so.
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Continental Breakfast
Origin: KDO
Definition:
1) Food purchased for the morning meal from a Gas Station or Convenience store on the way to an Airsoft event.
Example:
"I'd love to have bacon & eggs but I'm running late and will have to settle for a Continental Breakfast instead."
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Dong
Origin: Niceaznguy, Gorilla Pack
Definition:
1) To choose the cheap or easy way out of a situation to avoid effort with disappointing or harmful results.
Example:
1) To "Dong" Oneself - "I needed the mags by friday but instead of paying $15 more at a local retailer, I ordered from overseas.. but the mags came too late for use in the game."
2) To Get "Donged" - "I decided to order my AEG from an overseas shop to save money, but after shipping, import fees and time in customs, it would have been much cheaper to buy local."
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Frosting
Origin: Rocketboy
Definition:
1) Shooting an unloaded 40mm moscart shell into the rear end of an unsuspecting airsofter.
Example:
"Jem just made the team, he is in for a frosting."
Background:
First being performed by Rocketboy at MSF Sylmar, many locals were "frosted" while registering for games. Now a tradition at most private events, everyone should be watching their six when Rocketboy is present!
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Fuck Yo Mouf
Origin: Unknown presumably from the "Dirty South"
Definition:
1) A general curse directed towards someone, usually brought upon by someone speaking untruths.
Example:
"Fuck Yo Mouf, I didn't jack off in my sleeping bag last night"
Background:
This term was introduced to the community through [Rez's] brother and fellow frat mate Juan. It was introduced to him by an ex-con from Atlanta that worked along side [Rez's] brother at Regal Cinemas.
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G-Combo
Origin: Steelhawk, MSF Sylmar
Definition:
1) A peice of kit which is loaded down with as many accessories as possible, often beyond functionality.
Example:
"That dork's gun is straight-up G-Combo! It's got fuckin' everything on it!"
Background:
The epic menu item "G" at the R.H. Garden Cafe, a standard post-airsoft/shooting/anything meal for Steelhawk and MSF goons. Gut-busting grill combo meal of chicken, beef, pork, and lamb, with token amount of vegetables and choice of rice or pasta. Can be used as an adjective, or in comparative terms.
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Go Socom
Origin: That-little-douche-at-Operation-Lion-Claws-4
Definition:
1) To discard all of one's kit, usually in the heat of battle, with the exception of a sidearm.
Example:
1) To "Go Socom" - "I was out of mags and my primary had gone down, the only other option was to go socom."
2) "Went Socom" - "Has anyone seen my AEG or kit? I swear I put it right here when I went socom 10 minutes ago."
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Gomer
Origin: Unknown
Definition:
1) A person who was given clear oral and/or written instructions to perform a simple task but manages to screw it up, often repeatedly.
Example:
"Send anyone but Charlie to scout, he's are real Gomer."
Background:
This is basically a synonym for someone who isnt the sharpest crayon in the box. This is the guy who even though was told not to shoot in the staging area, shoots in the staging area. The guy who brings only 1 pair of goggles to the event after being told explicitly via player pack and forum posts that his brand was not allowed. This, is a Gomer.
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Green Beans Are The Main Meal
Origin: John Lu/Heath Hammond/Tom Gilliand @ LCIV
Definition:
1) A message recieved via either radio or bullhorn in a confused or distorted way.
Example:
"The CO is asking for the latest transmit from HQ, but I couldn't hear the last part of the radio transmission, so I just told him 'Green Beans Are The Main Meal'".
Background:
"You'll have to double-check with Tom or Heath, but I believe the story goes something like John Lu was yelling something through that crappy megahorn of his at LCIV, and it sounded like he said "green beans are the main meal". What he actually said was "Team meeting at the main field". - Longshanks
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H2
Origin: Mason Dixon II AO Map
Definition:
1) The mythical location of an important item or objective.
2) A mythical place that appears on map but does not actually exist.
3) A false location/objective created souly to keep players busy.
Example:
"We didn't see you all game, just assumed you boys trekked out to H2."
Background:
During OP:MDII, Longshanks & Gunner could not locate the SLP LZ (at H2 on the AO Map), resulting in confusion and a savage spanking by the CSA. Later it was revealed that the LZ marker had been taken by the wind and the chances of finding the marked LZ was near impossible.
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Influx
Origin: Unkown
Definition:
1) A mass of new players flooding into an established airsoft community, generally decreasing the intelligence, maturity and value of knowlege in said community.
Example:
1) The "Influx" - "I would attend more public games, but the influx will be out in-force."
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No Boner Rule
Origin: Nick @ Utah Airsoft
Definition:
1) And un-written, un-official, but well understood rule (or good etiquette) in an Airsoft team/game that, if not followed, pisses everyone off because it ruins everything.
2) A common-sense rule that isn't listed anywhere but every player knows they shouldn't do it. Usually learned from experience.
3) The rule you broke the last time you did something that caused everyone around you to give you mean looks or whine, "what the hell dude?! C'mon! That's so lame! Why'd you do that?!"
Example:
In real combat, no one would ever pick up a piece of particle board and use it as a shield to stop real bullets - so why would you do that in a game? DON'T DO THAT! It's a No Boner Rule.
When you're playing a long game with lots of regens and your team gets slaughtered...now the enemy is laying in ambush, all angles are covered, there is no cover to hide behind and they are killing people the second they rez in. That's lame. Really lame. It's a No Boner Rule.
A player is dead and standing in the middle of the field "test-firing" his gun, not walking out of the field, not proclaiming that he's out, thus confusing the hell out of all the other people playing around him. He just broke a No Boner Rule. "Pfffff - what a boner".
Background:
This is similar to the SoCal Airsoft usage of "That Guy". Meaning the player who does something stupid and becomes "That Guy" in everyone's AAR. Utah's usage is more creative and colorful, which therefore trumps our "That Guy".
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Probie
Origin: Unknown
Definition:
1) Slang for a probational member of an airsoft team or group.
2) A new member of an airsoft group, not yet full fledge. Initiate, Cadet, etc... Usually a pointman at OPs a probbie's job is to flush out the enemy or "probe" for contacts. Subject to useless tasks and orders, usually at the butt end of team hazings.
Example:
Probie - "I left 6 mags back at regen... I would go get them, but regen is 1/2 mile away." "Send the Probie, that's what he's here for."
Background:
It's every team's duty to treat it's newest candidate like the proverbial dog that they are. From menial tasks to walking point into an ambush.. the probie pays the price. Often they are the butt of all the jokes and hazed to no end, but once or if they make the team.. the bond is stronger than those that are just assimilated in.
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Run-N-Gun
Origin: Unknown
Definition:
1) An Airsoft event without a scenario consisting primarily of force-on-force rounds or missions that require no skill to complete.
2) Run-N-Gunner: An Airsofter, usually Influx, who does not enjoy mission or scenario games and plays souly to shoot the opposing force.
Example:
1) "I would go to the next game but I have a feeling it's going to be a run-n-guner."
2) "Don't bother giving him orders, he's a run-n-gunner."
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Shot In The Roscoe
Origin: Heath Hammond, The Regiment
Definition:
To understand this phrase, we must understand what a 'Rosco' is:
Rosco:
Source: Urban Dictionary.com
2) A very large penis; a penis that is great in size.
So to define the phrase "Shot in the Rosco":
1) Taking a direct shot to the penis from an airsoft projectile resulting in blinding pain and possible hemmorhaging.
Example:
To "Get shot in the rosco" - "Medic!... ugh... Medic... :cough:... I've been shot in the rosco!"
Background:
Heath was tagged in the "Roscoe" at Operation Irene, and those in attendance laughed so hard, that his "I got shot in the Roscoe" has stuck ever since.
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